Enormous thanks go to all the unwitting participants of these gems...enjoy!
| "Troy Hawke's Guide To Racism" |
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| Troy explores breaking into racism |
| "Welcome to Wilkos" |
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| Troy Hawke infiltrates his local Wilkinsons and just starts working there. |
| "Whetherspoons or Forks" |
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| Troy Hawke reflects on the holistic delights of his local Wetherspoons |
| "'Poundland of the Free...Poundhome of the Brave!'" |
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| Troy examines the left-wing paradise 'Poundland' and completes the high street trilogy. There is a path of broken ideals to trample over the three minutes therein, though the final destination is somewhat redemptive. |
| "Widow's Beak!" |
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| Troy examines the nefarious allure of the local Bingo Hall... |
| "Troy Hawke at The Football" |
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| Troy goes to his first football match... |
| "Troy goes to a Biker Rally" |
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| Troy goes to a rally and decides to start up his own gang... |
| "Troy Hawke at The Fringe" |
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| Troy discovers art EVERYWHERE in Edinburgh during the Fringe. Leith is a highlight... |
| "Troy Hawke at The Bookmakers" |
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| Troy gets into a pickle in a bookmakers in Stockport |
| "Troy Hawke asks Scousers to 'Adopt a Word'" |
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| I visit Liverpool to encourage her inhabitants to adopt archaic words and end up foiling a street robbery |
| "Troy Hawke: Middle Aisle Aldi...ILLUMINATI CONNECTION" |
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| I work out the riddle of Aldi's middle aisle and unlock a portal of doom. And die in the end. |
| "DEATH AT THE BINGO HALL!" |
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| Beware your local bingo hall... |
| "Troy Hawke turns Bogan" |
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| I do my best to assimilate in a rough pub in Perth, Australia |
| "Troy Hawke works as a bouncer at a rough pub in Australia" |
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| I try my hand as a bouncer to the surpirse, delight and violence of the Aussie locals |
| "IKEA KANYE WEST CIA CONNECTION" |
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| ...it's all there in the title |
